... and it doesn't give a squirrel's nut about me. Otherwise it wouldn't cause me such distress and discomfort. My boobs are sweating... and that's
never good... I don't think.
To quote a line I heard in a movie recently, it is
(indeed) hotter than a jalapeno's coochie outside.
Yes, yes, I know we're in the throes of summer but that doesn't make me feel any better. Once winter hits and snow and ice abound, I'll bitch about how cold it is outside, how I ruined another pair of boots, or how I slipped on some black ice and busted my ass. Why can't it be spring-like all year round?? Get
bent hot, humid, stifling air!
... and it doesn't give a squirrel's nut about me. Otherwise it wouldn't cause me such distress and discomfort. My boobs are sweating... and that's never good... I don't think.
To quote a line I heard in a movie recently, it is (indeed) hotter than a jalapeno's coochie outside. 
Yes, yes, I know we're in the throes of summer but that doesn't make me feel any better. Once winter hits and snow and ice abound, I'll bitch about how cold it is outside, how I ruined another pair of boots, or how I slipped on some black ice and busted my ass. Why can't it be spring-like all year round?? Get bent hot, humid, stifling air!
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its funny cause that photo reads "i hate the heat.."
lol
Ugh. Boob sweat is the worst. Nothing makes you feel more disgusting. That photo is totally curses upon you summer. Try to stay cool, and make yourself a batch of that iced coffee.
@Bro Omi: I DO hate it! It's not so much the heat, as it is the flipping humidity! It's downright oppressive outside right now... I'm DYING for this ish to break! I think we'll get a reprieve tomorrow (Thursday), from the humid air.
@Jesska: Ugh, I effing HATE boob sweat. I try to slap some baby powder under there, to keep the boobage dry, but it only lasts but for so long. I've been drinking nothing but coffee, iced.
yuck and sorry for your discomfort. unlike everyone else in the world, summer ain't my favorite either. do not like heat and sweat. however, since I live in socal, I think I do owe it to myself to go to the beach more. :(
For the sake of wardrobe choices if nothing else...I need fall to come on.
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