Children of The Corn

... by night, they plot our demise in a corn field. However, by day they refuse to cooperate, take naps, they make a huge mess, purposely dump their crisps and snacks all over the floor and grind them into the carpet, and now they refuse to party. I don't know if I trust children who scoff at birthday cakes, party hats, goody bags, and all around fun. This is the future. What do the disdainful and defiant looks mean for the rest of us? Only time will tell.


  1. I'll tell you like I tell the rest. Duct tape...keep it on hand.

  2. Anonymous12:57 PM

    LMAO I don't believe you put my babies on here! They do look rather miserable don't they...I'm gonna send you some video footage to show "The other side" of their personalities. Tee Hee