If you're single (or frigid) and you know it, clap your hands... and then use them to do this...

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  1. Ah, what a blast from the past. Really, who can be bothered to use fingers, dammit. It takes entirely too long. That's what toys are for!

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  2. Really, who can be bothered to use fingers, dammit.

    I! Says the Fly...
    I find that I prefer au naturale...
    and when you get used to it, it doesn't take as long. ;-)

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  3. I know thats right! Right now Ive got one doofus male trying to play me like a bootycall. What Ive said to him is, "If I wanna stay indoors and have orgasms, I can stay home!"
    lol
    L

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