Could THIS be the reason WHY I'm single??? This online quiz I took, has me pegged ALL wrong!

Update: I re-took this cupid test... to see what sexual type I was... I answered the questions, the same, exact way, and came up with a different result than, Ghengis Khunt, Brutal Sex Master. This one sounds more like me, than the former.

The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)

Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word "finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret.

Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.

Your exact female opposite:
The Wild Rose

Random Brutal Love Dreamer
You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.

You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Hornivore (RBSM), The Manchild (RBLD), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)

CONSIDER: The Bachelor (DGSM), The Backrubber (DGSD)


Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.

5 comments

Anonymous said...

I took this test a month ago and got your polar opposite...THE SONNET! BWAHAHAHAHAHHA Whatever...these are for fun so don't sweat it...you're a sexual goddess and have yet to meet someone ready to be with you in all of your splendor.

;) Cat

BeautyinBaltimore said...

Maybe its just me but I really enjoy being single and I think you should to. As Wendy Williams says you are a friend in my head. You are wonderful person from what I know of you in the blog world. There are plenty of men who want and can appreciate a fabulous cultured and intelleigent woman like yourself. Don't worry one of those men will come for you one day. Don't waste time siting around thinking about him instead enjoy drinking coffee and being Coffee.

much love
Beauty in B-more

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! I love that you had nerve to sat up there and take this mess a-GAIN! bwahahahaahahahaha

This proves that you're getting close to reaching the ends of the internet...tee hee

These tests are funny...you'll be getting mucho action this summer, I believe...tee hee

- Cat

Unknown said...

huh?

TiffJ said...

@Cat, I ain't sweatin' nairn... and you damn RIGHT I took that test over again! This summation gives more insight into my sexy self.

@Beauty in Baltimore: Nope, it's not just you. I enjoy being single too... but sometimes I do wish I had a partner to have consistent sex with, and that I didn't have to be bothered with the hassle of what being single entails... dating rules, getting harrassed by losers, singing "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls, etc. I also appreciate your comment regarding my personality. I try to be the best and coolest bitch I can be. I'd like to think I'm a genuine person. You seem the same way as well. And three cheers for being single!

@Bro Omi: I took this stupid personality test to determine what my sexual prowess/personality was, and initially it described me as a sexual beast, with no boundaries, and christened me Ghengis Khunt (their name, not mine) and I took it over again, answered the same way, and came up with this more fitting assessment of my skillz. ;-)