Bitch's Brew

  • 2 ounces of self- assurance
  • 1 ounce aloofness
  • 3 cups of grace
  • 2 ounces of dark chocolate
  • 4 cups of sophistication
  • 1 shrug of the shoulders
  • 1 toss of the head
  • Perfect stride
  • 1 pair of great shoes
  • 1 purse of the lips
  • dash of hot sauce
  • 1 pair of ample hips
  • 1 flip of the bird
  • Shake, do not stir
    Serves many

4 comments

TexInTheCity said...

LOVE IT!

Anonymous said...

Awwwww junk...get sassy with it now!

;) Cat

Anonymous said...

Grace Jones....Nuff Said!

TiffJ said...

@TexinTheCity: Thanks Tex! tee hee.
The recipe came to me, whilst I was imbibing in some aged brandy. tee hee.

@Cat: You KNOW what's up! You KNOW you know how to make this recipe!

@Siobhan: Grace Jones is the 'ish.
When I was like 13, I used to lie (to be antagonistic and for kicks) and tell people she was a distant relative. hahaha. and they'd believe me. My last name is Jones as well. tee hee.
Grace is the original. It's like, Naomi Campbell WHO??