Coming Soon...

... another creative endeavor, by yours truly, entitled: Sicily, Never Enough. A short story, very loosely based on my visit to the island a few years ago. I look forward to returning and documenting new adventures. While I loathe humidity, with a passion unbridled, I am also looking forward to Summer's onslaught. Not having to bundle up, not walking hunched over to further shield myself from the cold, not having to shuffle down the sidewalk to avoid black ice, and more importantly, not having to struggle over huge snow banks to get over the curb, because the city hasn't mastered the art of plowing.

It's always exciting to see the streets teeming with people and the restaurant, bar and cafe proprietors setting their tables and chairs outside. I also love stopping by the farmers’ market vendors selling fresh, locally grown produce, plants, and honey.

The unsavory characters are the exception to all things wondrous, about Summer, however. The warmer it gets, it seems that the shady, the mentally unstable, those jiggling down the streets... muffin-tops exposed, and the uncouth come slithering from underneath their moist rocks, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting and unwitting victims. What is it about Late Spring/Summer that causes this particular sub-species to make an otherwise exciting season, a little uncomfortable for the rest of the populace? Who knows. It does make for comic relief, though

Currently listening to: Cuts from the Brazilectro compilation CDs, Cooler Kids- All Around the World, Gnarls Barkley- Crazy, Serge Gainsborg- Couleur Cafe, Goldfrapp-Ohh la la, Nelly Furtado- Promiscuous Girl, Marcelo D2, cuts from the School Daze soundtrack, Le Peuple de le'herbe- baise-moi le son, and Vanity 6- Nasty Girl

6 comments

comebacknikki said...

Girl, it was 92 degrees in Chicago today...there were muffin tops a plenty. Ick.

TiffJ said...

@Brandon: hahahahaha. No, I'm not wanton at all. My immorality manifests itself in other ways. And yes, sir, that was black ICE... hahaha, ah same difference... ;op

@comebacknikki: Youch 92 degrees?? Was it humid? I guess Mother Nature has decided, to hell with Spring, and jumped right into the midst of summer.

chrome said...

London's just got some sun today after a few dank weeks.

ah sicily. went to work there for three days a few years ago. nice welcoming people, warm climes, distinct dark side. considered the "blacks" of italy (whatever!). went at a bad time though. they were in the grip of some albanian gangster invasion. trigger happy bastards. gave the mob a run for their lira.

Amadeo said...

I've had to deal with the cold above and beyond until the point where I'm used to it, I mean don't-need-a-coat-used-to-it...so now all this heat is killing me.

Anonymous said...

What up with all the stankweeds coming out to play when it warms up, eh? Gosh man, for as happy as I am that summer's almost here I dread them stank-a-kank bitches trying to ask me out, ask me for some sweet moolah, askin' for any damn thang!

- Cyet

TiffJ said...

Gimmie a break Brandon! It's been a busy and hectic week. lol.