-Paris Hilton... please fuck off. -American entertainment media... stop making icons of dumb blonds. -While I'm on the topic... Pamela Anderson... give up that look already... you're getting too old for it. -White girls with pancake asses... stop saying you have "ghetto booties" when clearly you don't. Be happy with what you have. -Do away with the term "ghetto booty." -Lindsay Lohan... EAT. -Nicole Richie... EAT. -All Hollywood starlets... EAT. -G.W. Bush... do us all a favor and admit that you screwed up royally. Focusing on gay marriage in America wont erase the mess of the world you've instigated. -United Nations/Europe, while you wag your fingers at the U.S. ... realize that some of you share in the blame when it comes to the state of the world, too. -U.N. Peacekeepers, stop raping women in Africa, leaving them with illegitimate offspring and infected with HIV. That's not WHY you're there. -U.N., Bush, Everyone... realize that ignoring the plight of Africa wont make the overwhelming famine and civil unrest running rampant over there, go away. -Europe, America... admit that you helped instigate and perpetuate some of the problems Africa is experiencing. -Dave Chappelle... Please... come BACK already! -Sony, fuck you... you crooked, corrupt sons of bitches. -RIAA, Give UP already! -MTV, cease to exist! -BET, be ashamed! -Starbucks... stop overcharing for that tripe people could buy at any coffee shop. And while you're at it... revamp your stupid coffeehouse-speak. -General populace...stop giving me weird, sideward glances when I freely express my opinions. -Certain members of the general populace... stop asking if you could touch my hair. -Men... MAN UP already. -Resurrect chivalry! -Be honest! -Be sure! -Those who can't get it up... stop blaming the women for you insecurities... sexual or otherwise. -Fundamentalists... stop proselytizing to me! -Terrorism sucks, but realize that racial profiling sucks even worse! -Recognize that not EVERY olive skinned person is the enemy- hell, they may not even be Arab. -Recognize that social and economic terrorism runs rampant in this country. Government officials... DO SOMETHING and stop wasting our money on some bogus war. - Conservatives, rednecks, yankees, anybody... Stop trying to convince me that our current White House administration is doing a good job. Fucking look around yourselves. D. Nile gets lonely and cold after such a long stretch. This is MY petition... feel free to sign it.

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  1. Here is my signature under the condition that we tell Bush to just Fuck Off!!!

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  2. i feel you on all except ONE.. chivalry is dead But women helped to kill it

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  3. THAT is why I said Resurrect it.

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  4. Yes yes yes sister, yes. Consider me signed.

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  5. Anonymous2:52 PM

    I'll quickly sign! Very Well spoken Blackulus...very well spoken. (I'm sure you know who this is lol)

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  6. p-i-r-a-n-h-a
    this is my signature under the condition that we put sth on education in there. and sth about how the fuck the entertainment should stop spoiling our kids in the first place.

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