Coffee Rhetoric: Busted computer
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Showing posts with label Busted computer. Show all posts

January 28, 2010

Me Talk Pretty One Day

Snow fall, plus minimal sleep, coupled with grumpiness, divided by exasperation, multiplied by, "Wait, I'm flummoxed," plus "Bastard(s) please!"- minus zero booze equals my mind is on a marathon run, and it has a case of the disappointeds. 


"Sex only goes so far — then you want to be able to talk to the person..." -creator of that sex robot, talking, woman thing.
  • Smile! 
  • Slim down! 
  • Just nod! 
  • Go easy on the intellect, will you!
  • You're way too sophisticated for me (read: your brain is too high maintanence).
  • Only weigh-in when deferred to. 
  • You look angry. 
  • Bitch! 
  • I've created you in *my* image. Live up to it dammit!
  • Be infallible, pwetty pweeeease!
  • You're aging. Stop it at once before I upgrade!
  • I'll stalk you until you *do* give in! 
  • You're comfy with your sexuality? Then you're a slut, WHORE!
  • You can turn on the smart now. I'm ready for you. Bring it!
  • You should like this list of preferences, cuz it makes me happy and secure ... 
So many demands. The list seems endless. It becomes even more asinine and disturbing it its growth. Perhaps now that the latest and greatest in technological minds has created a sex robot (fresh off the AVN Porn Expo's showroom floor)  that focuses on "appealing to the mind." Real, living, and breathing women born of flesh and blood can exhale a little bit and get somewhat of a reprieve from living up to so many standards. Even if it seems to aim to make us obsolete (or to appeal to the socially inept male mind, who can't mesh well or deal with real female interaction anyway). Alas, an inanimate object, masquerading as a woman, reminiscent of a corpse can listen intently, as its human lover reads it passages out of David Levy's 'Love And Sex With Robots.' Ladies, hold tight to your vibrators. It doesn't judge or criticize, and will never demand that you "smile!" while walking past it.

April 26, 2007

Update: I'm still doing!

Things I've been up to since the demise of my piece of trash laptop:

  • Still on the hunt for an employer that'll offer me more moolah and peace of mind.
  • Still figuring out my computer situation.
  • Pondering moving out of my apartment and elsewhere.
  • Pondering possibly relocating or "hunting" in another state.
  • Thinking that the "reality" series "Charm School" ain't half bad.
    • Rocking back and forth in a corner, because I can't log on from home.
    • Rocking back and forth in a stall in the ladies room at work, because our internet has been/was down for the past few days, and I couldn't log on from there either.
    • Clearing out, reading, and responding to all million and one emails I have in my inbox!

  • Pondering my love life, or lack thereof. Or just wishing I was making out, anyway.
  • Studying the waves and dimples in the backs of my thighs.
  • Pouting.
  • Thinking out loud!
  • Begging to be swathed in some good, hot karma.
  • Still shuddering over having put my hand off in some bird shit, this past Monday.
  • Eating more garbage than usual.
  • Not eating enough.
  • Eating buttloads of chocolate.
  • Trying to break in my red, peep toe pumps.
  • Thinking how sexy my red peep toe pumps look.
  • Nursing a blister on my left toe, courtesy of my red peep toe pumps.
  • Trying to figure out what to write about, for a new local magazine I was asked to write for.
  • Enjoying getting to know my new niece (who is lazy as all get out).
  • Laughing over my one-year-old nephew trying to formulate cohesive sentences.
  • Realizing that I may have to write said article in long hand due to my computer situation at home (and then type it up at work).
  • and enjoying this AMAZING weather.
  • April 14, 2007

    Public Poll

    What do you all think of this... the initial incarnation of the Apple G3 iMac series? It's used and in very good condition. The seller has priced it at $277.00 and I found it on Amazon. It has a PowerPC G3 chip, 600 MHz, and 256 MB of RAM among other desirable features. I've heard and read nothing but good things about iMacs. I don't know too too much about them, but what do you all think? Are they compatible with Yahoo Messenger, webcams, most high speed internet connections, etc etc? Raise up! I need opinions. Let your inner computer geekdom run wild and free and tell me what you all know about this attractive looking, piece of equipment. Either way, the price is insanely good, as I can't afford the latest edition.

    Beat and Busted

    Sooo... My piece of trash laptop crashed on me the other day. Oh the drama and finality of it all. It was a moody bitch anyway. I must say, punching up the keys in anger probably didn't do much to prevent my disaster. Needless to say, blog entries will be few and far between, until I figure out how to get meself a new computer, with a better temperament. With the exception of today, I refuse to blog the sordid details of my life, from work. Perhaps tidbits here and there... but I'd much rather journal from home. Somehow nursing a glass of wine and sitting there at my glass table top, with bare feet, sweater, and sans pants makes blogging so much sexier. I need to keep my pants on here at work and drinking on the job is forbidden. In any event, I'll do the best I can. In the meantime, I'll just curl up in a fetal position and rock back in forth, clutching my knees tightly from email and internet withdrawal. I'll do the best I can, though.