Tagged! ... and Not by that Men's bodyspray...

It seems that I've been tagged by fellow blogger, the wonderfully alluring Hedonistic Pleasure Seeker, and have been prompted to reveal 6 peculiar (read: quirky) things about myself. As if what has been written here already, for the past 2 years, doesn't paint a strange enough picture... Here I go...
  • I am an introverted extrovert, if that makes any sense. I enjoy being around and meeting new people, and am not a misanthrope, as many people may think... I just also enjoy moments spent alone... immensely. I cherish my alone time, in fact, and feel that being solitary is crucial to my sanity. While I need to be around people, my need to be away from them, is just as important.
  • I use to be fascinated and enthralled by vampires when I was younger. No, I never had any desire to be one, but the history that Dracula was born out of, intrigues or intrigued me, as does the eroticism that comes from a good vampire tale, and the sudden strength and agility that follows after a character falls prey to vampirism.
  • Certain ones of people's, um, idiosyncracies annoy the hell out of me and I have to work hard not to fly into a blind rage. For instance; people who don't wash their hands before they eat, or who handle food sans washing their hands, people who blow their nose in areas where there is food, people who smack whilst masticating their food, people who put *shivers with anger* ice cubes in their red wine and behaviors of the like. I am quite neurotic and particular about things. So I usually suffer these violations in silence, resisting the urge to bolt from the room.
  • I don't like to sit back hence, I hate sunken in chairs. I always need to be sitting upright at all times, in case I need to get up abruptly for whatever reason. When I was younger, my mother used to push my shoulder back, trying in vain, to make me sit back, because she thought it odd, that I sat upright, or on the edge of my chair, and I would resist... she finally gave up. On the Greyhound, I painstakingly adjust my chair, so that it is in an upright position, and not leaning back. I feel very comfortable this way.
  • I am a bit of a germaphobe, and don't really like to shake people's hand, but I do it, because it's part of our culture here in this country. It takes all of my might, not to bolt to the nearest bathroom and wash my hands for the length of Happy Birthday, right then and there. I'm polite, and I wait until the person departs, before walking to the restroom at a clip. I also refuse, at all costs, to eat the freebie Happy Hour buffets they have at bars, no matter how hungry I am. I'd rather order and pay for my dinner or an appetizer. It's one thing to sit at the bar of a restaurant and eat my meal, or to eat newly supplied bar snacks or bread sticks, while having a glass of wine... but I will not touch the communal buffet or any other free Happy Hour offering, knowing that people have come straight from work, or used the bathroom (men especially) sans washing their hands, because you and I both know they didn't.
  • I'm obssessed with hygiene and have a fear of smelling bad, or having bad breath, so I'm never without mints, or gum, and I always um, make sure I freshen up "down there" before the day is over. People always compliment me for smelling good, and I feel a great sense of pride about that. No I don't bathe in perfumes and oils... but I do make sure I'm so fresh, and so clean and that my scent reflects that.
These are just six of the things that make up my quirkiness. I know most people find me a bit, um, strange, but I think there is beauty in healthy eccentricities. At least I'm not sucking off of a crack-pipe, or slinging dope.

9 comments

Unknown said...

I'm with you! I'm a germ-o-phobe too and i get REALLY annoyed when i meet someone i'm supposed to shake hands with right after i've washed them methodically! I get strange looks because i also use paper towles to turn off faucets and open doors after i've washed....but dammit, i'm not getting any sick germs from people who don't wash after themselves!

altho i am guilty of the ice in wine thing.....*hangs head in shame*

TexInTheCity said...

I can't eat at buffets because of the germ thing. Unless I am there as soon as the resturant opens and one of the first people in line. Otherwise, I get the heebies.

Brunhilda said...

I thought I was the only one who had to sit completely upright. I don't like to be leaned back or slouched either. People just don't get that. I even drive with my seat straight up. Good to know I'm not alone.

Anonymous said...

You'll be the only one left standing when the bird flu hits, LOL . . .

Anonymous said...

If you have a hard time with the buffet thing, you'd absolutely freak on an organized bike ride. I now carry a supply of antibacterial wipes with me because OTHER people don't clean up after themselves or wash their hands. And I can tell you from experience that women are just as bad, if not worse, than men in this regard. I'm guessing you'd rather rupture your bladder than go in a porta-potty. I'm thinkin' that's the right answer. :-)

TiffJ said...

Spin: You aren't alone w/ the paper towel thing... I use it to open the door as well, when I exit the restroom. I was on a date recently, and he stared at me coming out of the restroom, all strange, because I threw the paper towel away, when I got outside... lol. He didn't get it.

Shell: That obvious, eh? hahahahaha.

texinthecity: I hear you... I hate when I'm at a buffet, and people let their damn children run around all willy nilly, touching the food! I rarely ever go to buffets... but when I do... this is one of the things that annoy me... Children molesting the food w/ their sticky hands!

Jessucka: Nice to know that I'm not alone in my need to sit upright, either. lol. We should start a support group of some sort, for people who don't like to sit back! hahaha.

Hedonistic: I'm betting on it!

Dates Bubbas: I would not be caught DEAD or ALIVE using a porta-potty. The mere thought makes me shiver in disgust! I'd rather suffer in silence. Anyway, holding my water would probably help contribute to my Kegel workout!

Unknown said...

I have to be at the point where I'm about to bust and crying to use a port a potty

Semi-Celibate Man said...

Interesting list. I can relate to number 1, and I thought number 4 was definitely quirky!

Melissa said...

sorry, I know I'm late on this one, but, ummm, I bet you smell great. :)

I HATE when people chew with their mouths open or half open or smack or... AAAUGH blech.

and you and jessica aren't alone - I also always sit upright. I'm doing it right now in my pc chair. in the car too, everywhere. we even went to a sushi place last night with a bunch of friends and they had these sink down in them couches to sit on. nice touch, but I had to sit all up in the edge just to eat, like wtf? LOL. good to know I am at least one of three!