Preemptory Post

Well, I figured I'd preempt the second part of my Sundance post to briefly touch on some other things. I am dying to download pics to accompany the Sundance posts, so this is another reason why I'm holding off posting the more titillating half of my Sundance adventure. Things have just been so hectic and busy, I haven't had the opportunity to get ANY pics downloaded on here. They are coming, however... soon. Nothing really new to report. I'm still single and not really looking, just hoping. It is so tempting to post another profile on some of these "dating" or "HOOKUP" sites- (because let's be realistic, that's what they really are... people looking to hook up and screw and then disappear into the abyss)- but then I remember the two or three bad and downright bizarro experiences I've had, and I think better of it. I think my time will come and it will be an unexpected encounter. I don't want to go out man-hunting for any old body. I have to keep repeating this mantra: "sex isn't everything, sex isn't everything, sex.... isn't... every... thing..." Okay, got it. Speaking of sex, I just love that sex call in show that comes on Oxygen late at night... with the freak-a-leek old lady, Dr. Sue Johanson, dispensing sex tips to horny callers. Nothing like seeing a 70ish year old looking woman demonstrate with dolls and hand gestures how to fuck and give proper blow jobs. I love it! So hot! Dr. Sue makes Dr. Ruth look mild in comparison. She gives commentary and writes articles on important sexual matters like the following, from her official website, regarding anal sex. "This is a very controversial and a very sensitive, even taboo, topic amongst many mature people, and I would not want to offend, but anal sex is also high risk behavior and we have an obligation to provide accurate information so younger people can make an informed decision. First - anatomy. At the lower end of the bowel, there are two distinct circular bands of muscles, sphincters, one is located about an 1 ½" above the other. These clamp down tight to prevent the passage of feces or gas. The mucous membrane lining of the rectum is not as heavy as the lining of the vagina, so it can tear quite easily and it does not heal as quickly as the vagina. Because feces, loaded with bacteria, are passing by, any tear is vulnerable to infection. The vigorous thrusting that may occur during anal intercourse can tear the mucous membrane. This can develop into an anal abscess that can become infected ..." Ouch. Vigorous thrusting? I'll just stick to the usual vaginal insertion for now, and leave the buggery to the porn professional. Bless their buggering hearts. On a completely different note. I loved how multicultural the Oscar nominees were last night. I think a lot of worthy people were nominated for once. I, of course, did not watch the whole boring spectacle. I only flipped to the more interesting parts: Chris Rock's schtick, Beyonce performing, and Jamie Foxx accepting his award (with a few other interesting things in-between) The gowns were impeccable, not very many fashion faux pas(es). I am, however, t.o.ed that Martin Scorsese got shut out AGAIN! Oh well... that's the academyboard for you. Until next time... adieu

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